Have You Seen Me??

I hate to be the one to break the news to everyone. Do you guys know anything about the whereabouts of two fourteen well thick gels combs. Anyone with any information regarding the whereabouts of these two is urged to contact the local lab personnel. They were last seen stuck in a drying agarose gel. Local reports have confirmed that the gel was either 1.5% or 1.0%, which narrows down the list of suspects to...well everybody...but the point is these gel combs need to be found before its too late. Who knows what possible catastrophes the lab might go through with these combs missing. Lab personnell are already gathering ransom money in the event of their comb-napping. The funds have been donated by the local Bad-Mouth Bank which has donated one day's proceeds ($100,000). In this case, the perpetrators are being urged to open lines of communication to begin negotiating the safe realease of these combs. "I think whoever did this obviously needed them badly, only a desperate lab tech bent on finishing their screening/genotyping/digestions could be emboldened to carry out this operation", says one of the lab workers whose identity was concealed for fear of losing popularity.